ireleavea:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

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jaclcfrost:

i went to a url to see if it was taken and the last post on it was

image

that’s a really long marathon

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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This laptopp kept crashing 2day like no u bitch dont do that

beoxxvi:

Hastily Move with Speed

beoxxvi:

Hastily Move with Speed

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lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

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shes-a-maslaniac:

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch anime, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

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